Who Is Evil Editor?
Never-before-seen EXCLUSIVE photos of and from The Man himself!
# 1
Well, well, well. What can we say? Here's one of the sexiest black-socked ankles you will ever see. Why is that, you ask? Why is it sexier than other black-socked ankles?
Because it's attached, through a long line of sinew and muscle and soft tissue and oh, yeah, bone, to the brain of our beloved Evil Editor. That's why!
A bit of a tease, no? Be patient ...
We're working our way up.
We're working our way up.
# 2
Well, well, well. What can we say? Here's one of the sexiest knees you'll ever see. We call it "Knee Encased in Denim" because, let's face it - this is no ordinary knee.
Oh, no. This puppy is a work of art. This knee is half way up the leg of Mr. Commando, uh, that would be, EE, and it helps hold the rest of him up.
Mmmm mmmm good.
Wanna guess what comes next?
# 3
Well, well, well. What can we say? Here's one of the two sexiest hands you'll ever see. (The other hand helps this hand with stuff like grasping and eating and dressing and zipping and um, other important things like that. Oh, yeah, and there's writing going on, too, sometimes.)
This hand is at the end of the arm that's attached to the shoulder that's attached (we know we're not anatomically perfect in our capture of this connection, so just go with it, huh?) to the neck that's attached to the head of the man we'll never see, but wish we could, our EE.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, makes this a very important hand.
# 4
Well, well, well. What can we say? Here's one of the sweetest little weredingos you ever will see. We don't know what EE calls this puppy, but we call it Precious. Oh, no. That means EE can't be all that damn evil, now can he? Uh oh. We know at least a few of us, ahem, are gonna hafta mend our ways, and soon.
Don't start with us now. We know what you're thinking. That weredingo's eyes are all lit up, so it must be evil, like its master. But no. We think they're just filled with puppy love, like ours would be (the laydies, anyway) if we were lookin', live, at our EE.
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In the comments, Minions also surmise things we (think we) know about EE.
84 comments:
He's single. (Surmised, because, well...who would? Apart from Brenda, December, Robin and myself, of course.)
Helloooo? Helloooo?
He likes football, but he's fairly average at picking winners.
I thought he was an Argentine woman or was it a mechanic named Joe? Isn't that what was discovered at Chris's ND party?
Watches w-a-a-y-y too much reality TV.
No such thing as way too much reality TV. There are too many great fictional characters on those shows.
EE lurks in some minion blogs.
EE sometimes doubts himself.
EE is the centre of his own universe.
He is actually a prison inmate. That's how he has so much time to run the blog.
He really does have a nipple piercing. (Heaven help us all.)
He owns over 100 cardigan sweaters.
Ha! These are a scream.
How about...
He is beyond hot. Someday this will be certified, but for now, just take my word for it.
He does strange things with cream.
And cherries. Don't forget the cherries.
EE's real name is Biff Wacker.
He is shy, pimply, unemployed and in love with one of his fans. (I wonder who?)
He's really a pimply teen living in his grandma's basement.
Holy crap. EE looks like Albert Finney. Who knew?
He's a hot man with a hot rod.
I have that on good authority. heh heh!!
:-)
Doesn't he? I have no idea he would end up like Albert Finney because there are no parts of Finney in there. However at least two other Brit actors were used as ingredients.
By the way, great job Antony B!
Yep-Antony- very cool!
By the way, guys, EE is here. He stopped at the front door.
I think he should head to the bar.
Here's a picture of EE as a baby.
LOL Stephen.
Holy crap- that picture is a scream!
I take it he's apparently single. Which is a segue into what he looks like. I mean, if he's so damned HOT, let's see an actual picture of him. (You'll notice my picture, which was taken this year.)
Happy Anniversary, Your Hotness :)
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Stephen, you're gonna give me nightmares!!! AGH! Breastfeeding is out of the question.
LOL!!!!
:-)
Breastfeeding is out of the question.
I notice you haven't ruled out oral sex.
Love both the photos. Now I know for sure why I never had kids. Fangs run in my family, too.
However at least two other Brit actors were used as ingredients.
Okay, on closer inspection, it looks like Ian McKellen's eyes. Am I close?
I think he really does have a hot car of some kind. Or wants one. He speaks too fondly of them for it to be otherwise.
Okay, on closer inspection, it looks like Ian McKellen's eyes. Am I close?
'fraid not. I'll give you a clue though. Both have links to Harry Potter.
Oh, that's it. I see it now. It's that Gambon guy. but who else? hmmmm....
Okay, top half Gambon. Bottom half Richard Harris?
Great job on the pic. I say the hair and forehead is William Shatner's and the chin is Ian McKellen???
ME
Hee hee.
Here's something I suspect about EE but I can't say that I "know" it: There's more than one of him??!
ME
A sock? That's all we get so far? A sock?
I thought we were much closer than that!
You know, ME, I've had that same feeling sometimes. Or sometimes I think he's a woman, and he's on his period, and thus, extra bitchy on occasion.
Or maybe those effete literary types are just like this- temperamental and fussy.
Well,precie, don't worry -we're building a picture from the 'ground up'.
Although I have to say - a picture in boxers (to fill in the middle) woulda been nice.
AH HAH - a serious clue.
He keeps his socks on.
He's English.
For all you late lurkers, some of the earlier comments had to do with the portrait photo now in the sidebar, not the photo currently displaying. Hard to compare Albert Finney's besocked ankle to EE's. For some people. Maybe not you.
Ooh, Sylvia -- I think you may be on to something.
That, or he's a geek boy and he wears black socks no matter what pants he has on. I just love geek boys.
"He keeps his socks on. He's English"
ROFL! But what about garters? Do British men still wear sock garters?
The tweed of the sock reveals that EE lives in Yonkers, NY. And that he has a small dog that he carries in a case to work each day. It's too obvious.
Some folks read the stars, some folks read tea leaves — so where are the seers who read sock weave?
I'm not sure I want to go higher. Especially if Robin's involved in the cinematography.
The eyes look a bit Martin Shaw post The Professionals.
EE's in the bar.
All the happenin' folk are here, however.
I told you all the truth some time ago--EE is a zombified Isaac Asimov.
I like the knee. Excellent shade of denim. I wasn't so sure about the socks...
Just picture it- black socks and jeans. Either an academic, or another sweet and handsome geek boy.
Damn.
Black? I thought they were verging on overwashed grey... That was distressing.
Well, yeah - that kinda dark gray that comes from mixing your colors when you wash. So cute!
They were blue before the dry cleaner got hold of them.
IF those are Levi's then I feel I should point out that the shot is of the inner thigh, not the flank side! Nice fade on them jeans, BTW!!
ME
Do you dry clean your socks?
I think EE is actually A Canadian hiding out in Alaska. :-)
Hi Paul-
OK- I'll bite. Why???
Hi Robin,
do we know for sure that EE is a man and not a woman?
OK- are you messin with me?
first - he's a Canadian Alaskan, and now, a woman?
Basis?
Paul - I gotta go pick up my daughter from an art class- and then I'll be back to hear about this, honey.
Hi Robin,
different time zone than you, I'm off to bed. Will continue tomorrow. In the meantime check out the men to women ratio of Alaska from about ten years ago. :-)
heheheheh!
I'm back, and just in time!
How many pics do you have?
So that's the knee I imagined grinding against, huh?
~shivers~
Evil Editor. He's from the baby boomer generation. He likes Pink Floyd. He has a skinny pair of bell bottoms hidden in the bottom of one of his drawers. Along with a peace sign piece of jewelry.
:-)
He has a tattoo of a cruise missile on his...never mind. And I STILL haven't gotten to see it!
Okay. I now get the reference to expanding cruise missile tatoos.
My question is, is the next photo going to be a tease? Like a wrist? Or will it follow the logical progression in the series? Which begs the question: Belt or Butt?
Anybody read palms?
I think it looks like the head line and the heart line have a big gap. This means he doesn't think when it comes to love. He jumps right in with all heart.
Lifeline looks long.
And he looks rich.
If it's his right hand, he's taking the photo with his left? Is he a leftie?
I guess everyone's on the palm reading page.
Someone's gotta say it: That hand is rather...rosy. *ducks and runs*
LOL, WW!
WHo's he been spankin?
That is one sexy hand. Damn.
I'll be back in 30 minutes---taking Blondie to a game and dropping her off----no wild stuff to be done without me, please.
Especially involving this hand!
I wonder how many irritating authors he's throttled with it?
Honey, he can throttle me any time he wants.
Do you suppose EE's real name is "Mr. Ottermole"?*
*abstruse literary reference
The hardwoods are beautiful!!
I love the design in the entry way. I've never seen that before.
I'm going to surmise that the house is somewhere that receives enough rainfall to produce the green outside, and make it necessary for a foot mat inside. So I'm going to cross off Arizona, Nevada, and New Mexico.
:-)
I've missed most of the photos. Only ones I saw were the knee and the dog at the door.
Will we be able to see the others someplace?
Hi dancluvr:
Yes, while we're waiting for Thursday's contest winners to be announced (read, while I'm sitting at my computer refreshing Yahoo mail every 2 minutes waiting for the judges to check in), I'll post out all the photos and slideshows that we saw. I'll also go back and see if I can find the original text for the EE photos -- Robin did all those. Weren't they good?
All the comments are also being saved. Note that Wednesday's Bar conversations are all archived under the Archive links in the sidebar.
wasn't "precious" what Gollum called his little gold ring? And look what happened then!
That dog looks dangerous.
AWWWWWWW...what a sweet pup! I agree with Christine about the entryway...gorgeous hardwoods...and I love the windows around the door...and the paint colors. Wow.
Where's the rest of EE? You promised PICTURES. A socked ankle, a denimed knee, a naked hand and a dog just don't cut it. I want to see the complete package in one whole picture.
I do like that parquet floor in the foyer.
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Well, I was going to post the photo a colleague of mine obtained of EE in a Speedo. Then the nice gentleman in an Italian suit showed up and persuaded me it would not be in my best interest to do that -- or to remember what I saw. Ever. Then they took away the photo. And my hard drive.
When I touch base with my colleague, I'll see if she has a copy of that photo. Of course, it's been awhile since I've heard from her...
In case you couldn't tell, Robin wrote all the copy for the photos.
Wow, and Miss Snark appeared several times (at least 3!) *Squee of delight!*
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