Suddenly, just before they emerged, EE froze. "Something strange is happening!"
"Well, isn't it always on your blog?" snapped Deece.
"No--the dog! How can the dog be here when the moles removed him half a blog ago? I think we're caught in a time loop...doomed to repeat the events of this story over and over and over again...."
EE screamed as he found himself wearing the anteater thong again, sitting on fluffy cushions in Robin's living room with a handful of lox and bagel. His muttonchops stood on end with horror as he realized that his whole life was being edited...most evilly.
(As the picture wavers in the traditional "flashback" manner, a parade of moles passes across the front of the stage, bearing a banner reading A HAPPY MOLAR EQUINOX TO ALL.)
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Throwing in my lot to be The Chosen One...
I, Mole
I have just scared myself with my contribution to the story. I'd like to write the ending to redeem myself. :)
Well, if I am needed, I will be checking, but looks like it might be well covered.
ME
I'd volunteer but I've regained my senses.
Suddenly, just before they emerged, EE froze. "Something strange is happening!"
"Well, isn't it always on your blog?" snapped Deece.
"No--the dog! How can the dog be here when the moles removed him half a blog ago? I think we're caught in a time loop...doomed to repeat the events of this story over and over and over again...."
EE screamed as he found himself wearing the anteater thong again, sitting on fluffy cushions in Robin's living room with a handful of lox and bagel. His muttonchops stood on end with horror as he realized that his whole life was being edited...most evilly.
(As the picture wavers in the traditional "flashback" manner, a parade of moles passes across the front of the stage, bearing a banner reading A HAPPY MOLAR EQUINOX TO ALL.)
Thank you, Tal! Clever ending - and quick. Bonus points all around :o)
I'll get everything tidied in up in the next couple of days and get everyone back to see the final results!
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