In the realm of the completely ridiculous, three college guys sitting right behind Barrack Obama as he spoke last night wore Abercrombie and Fitch jerseys. Now the talking heads are all asking if this was a plot, or a product endorsement.
Like I said - in the realm of the completely absurd. Truth is stranger than fiction.
Having the Golf Channel in the background is like having the fireplace channel - helps set a mood without actually demanding any attention.
I had TEN continuations?
Man, I'll have to do something about all the mercury eating my brain. If my brain is rotting that badly, I'd rather it was due to copious intake of high-value single malt.
Beer. Must have beer. Sorry to be so late, guys, but I had to be a nice person today. And understanding. Thus, the need for much beer. Heh.
A toast! *lifts mug*
Here's to the Army and Navy And the battles they have won Here's to America's colors The colors that never run
May the wings of liberty Never lose a feather
Or, for a more festively appropriate toast:
Yo, EE! Got a message from the Big Evil. Says your two years are up. He'll send a runner to pick up that soul you owe him tomorrow. Can he get that gift-wrapped?
Heh, yeah, I'm a long-timer. I've fallen out of touch lately because of too little time to blog much, but I'm trying to get back into the swing of it. Plus, I miss reading the continuations. Tee hee.
*bows*
As for the toast, well...heh...I'm just the messenger.
And the kids are out for the count. And turning on Star Wars entertains my hubby as much as it does my kids! Excellent. So, I have to ask, how tall are you, Phoenix and Robin?
Dang, Kiersten, you just can't win. You'd be amazed how many people call me Carol or Carrie when they ask my name. And spell it Karin unless I tell them otherwise.
Hey all, Robin would thwap me herself if I didn't put out another reminder about the contests! Less than 9 hours to go - and for many of us, those are sleeping hours :o)
But tomorrow's another day and four more different contests!
And I can't believe people can screw up Karen. Amazing.
Of course, I did the same thing to my poor daughter, named her Elena (ell-ay-na). So people reading it pronounce it wrong, and people who have heard it spell it wrong. Just keeping up the cycle.
I have another question, not a stupid one this time.
All of you who have had things published, do you start freaking out right before, cursing your excessive use of commas and wishing you had done one last edit?
If y'all will kindly step over to the next thread, please. Just so refreshes are faster and you don't have to scroll down as far. It has nothing to do with my being a control freak. Nothing at all.
105 comments:
I can't possibly be the first one here...
Yes, in return for mine.
Why yes you are,
Of course, it took me longer because I had to gather up my denim-clad knee.
Ah feels like Foghorn Leghorn..
The Golf channel, I said Golf Channel is boring, pretty but boring.
Curse you, julie! But I have me my pegleg. Is it wood, or silicone?
Sorry to keep moving you guys but, you know, we have to clean the tables, pick up the empties, bounce the rowdies...
Nothing cooler for a fetishist than a detachable body part.
just try and bounce me, pheonix, see what happens
Completely off topic. I carved a Jack Sparrow Pumpkin for Halloween and it turned out pretty cool.
Ok, now back to sweet knees in need.
Did someone mention Gregory House???
Bounce the rowdies?
But I'm delicate. Please don't bounce me.
Yes, we seem to have House fans in the house.
Yes, we were discussing House.
If you think golf is boring, try watching darts in hi deff.
One Hundred and Eighty!!!!!
I had the hots for Hugh Laurie back when he was the stupid prince on Blackadder.
In the realm of the completely ridiculous, three college guys sitting right behind Barrack Obama as he spoke last night wore Abercrombie and Fitch jerseys.
Now the talking heads are all asking if this was a plot, or a product endorsement.
Like I said - in the realm of the completely absurd. Truth is stranger than fiction.
I may be 5-foot nothin' Kirsten, dear, but I have a very powerful finger that can delete every one of your comments - like you were never, ever here.
I loved Hugh Laurie in Black Adder.
"I say, Blackadder. Why would a terrorist want to kill you?"
I really do adore that sarcastic wit. Of course, he's easier to adore from a distance.
I could do without the detective, though.
Having the Golf Channel in the background is like having the fireplace channel - helps set a mood without actually demanding any attention.
I had TEN continuations?
Man, I'll have to do something about all the mercury eating my brain. If my brain is rotting that badly, I'd rather it was due to copious intake of high-value single malt.
All right, Pheonix! Uncle! Uncle!
Beer. Must have beer. Sorry to be so late, guys, but I had to be a nice person today. And understanding. Thus, the need for much beer. Heh.
A toast! *lifts mug*
Here's to the Army and Navy
And the battles they have won
Here's to America's colors
The colors that never run
May the wings of liberty
Never lose a feather
Or, for a more festively appropriate toast:
Yo, EE! Got a message from the Big Evil. Says your two years are up. He'll send a runner to pick up that soul you owe him tomorrow. Can he get that gift-wrapped?
Heh heh, phoenix. We little chicks gotta stick together!
*Passes out the armadillo egg appetizers.
Darts in Hi Def?
When they have football strikes, several sports fans held "hunting shoe" throwing contests.
(I should talk the way I listen to classical music 24/7)
That's a bunch of continuations, jeb. I just had the one or two...
Hey gutterball!
Oh, Gutterball. Love both of those toasts.
"Can he get that gift-wrapped?"
--snicker--
I can't even START on that line!
Hey, gutterball, aren't you another longtimer? Skoal!
EE- did you see that Saipan Writer is back as well? She posted a comment at the Front Door for you.
Anyone here know what became of Urnama?
Hunting shoe throwing contests?
I didn't delete that comment, I swear! Oh gosh, I HOPE that wasn't Kirsten's :o)
Thanks for being such a good hostess, Julie!
You guys are hilarious. You should all have blogs.
I did just go read the front door and the basement.
I thought they were hunting boots.
*laughs*
Much fun
Pennsylvania is the home of football and hunters. If you can't watch football, then you must watch another sport.
Tie eht laces together and throw them over something. As long as a six pack and other football fans are sloshed and slightly pickled, it's great fun.
Rolling Rock and Uncle Bud - not that pansy Bass Ale or warm Canadian stuff they think is beer.
Better yet - Old Frothingslosh - the pale stale ale with the foam on the bottom.
So, EE, do we get minion membership cards or do we have to join the union first?
Heh, yeah, I'm a long-timer. I've fallen out of touch lately because of too little time to blog much, but I'm trying to get back into the swing of it. Plus, I miss reading the continuations. Tee hee.
*bows*
As for the toast, well...heh...I'm just the messenger.
We had a potluck at work today and one of the guys brought armadillo eggs. Yum.
Cream cheese stuffed jalepenos wrapped in bacon.
Ooh, Pheonix, that was the comment where I posted that link to the pics of me, EE and Miss Snark in Paris.
Kidding
Well, I love the toast. I may print it out and put it next to the No Parking sign above my desk.
Julie, being of a culinary mind, I will tell you it is a rare food that can't be improved by the addition of bacon.
And the kids are out for the count. And turning on Star Wars entertains my hubby as much as it does my kids! Excellent. So, I have to ask, how tall are you, Phoenix and Robin?
Cream cheese stuffed jalepenos wrapped in bacon
Oh My! I'd check into the hospital first and die second with my allergies.
Night night guys- have fun!
So, ME said something about adult content. Does this mean I'll finally get to see your cruise missile tattoo, EE?
Hey, Dave... them's fightin' woids! At least Canadian beer has taste (if you don't count the Canadian beer that has no taste).
EE, some of us do have blogs. I think you made history when you visited mine for the first time today! Woo Hoo! I think I'll bronze it.
Julie, being of a culinary mind, I will tell you it is a rare food that can't be improved by the addition of bacon.
Agreed. Of course, my killer cupcakes are best without bacon.
Night, Robin. Thanks again!
*comforts Dave.
what are you allergic to in the armadillo eggs?
Yup, Dave. No beer snobbery allowed. At this point, the only criterion that matters to me is alcohol content.
Night, Robin. Thanks for hosting this with Phoenix.
Calling it a night, guys.
More tomorrow, hope I don't miss anything important!!!
ME
Julie, have you ever actually tried them WITH bacon?
Night, seeya tomorrow
Ciao Robin.
Whoa! EE visited your blog?
Did he show you his knees?
Think I'll call it a night too. 15 hours in front of the screen is as exhausting as golf.
Hiya GB! Long time no see, I hope you're doing well.
Only the right one, the left is mine. MINE!
fudge chocolate cupcakes with cheesecake filling AND bacon?
My heart skips a beat just thinking about it and not in a good way.
Goodnight Robin and EE. I don't know if I can handle another day of so much entertainment...
Good night, EE.
Night EE, it was fun.
Okay, Julie, first we eat the bacon wrapped around soya sauce soaked ater chestnuts, then we eat the cupcakes.
Good night, EE.
So, Kis, are you a Krsten, or a Kearsten?
Kirsten,
Deal. Now who had the beer?
Thanks, EE!!
Phoenix, you all did a great job.
Kiersten, I think Robin and I are about the same height. 5'0". Are you one of "us"?
Night.
I have beer, but I'm not sharing.
And actually, Kiersten, I'm a Karen, but I can't very well write dirty books under my own name, now can I?
-kis
Wonderwood! *glomp-tackles* How are you?? Definitely long time no see!
I've been shamefully remiss in my blog rounds for a good three months now, haven't I? *sheepish*
G'night, EE! May the Good Dream Fairy thwap you on the head with her Wand O' Wistfulness!
I'm also Danish, so definitely a Keersten.
Mallet of wistfulness.
Oh, yay - tomorrow is another whole day of hangin' out :D
My taxes are done - I can booze and banter with a clean conscience!
But for now I'm gonna go watch old Stargate SG-1 episodes.
'night, all.
Definitely one of you, Phoenix. I'm 4'11".
And your comment made me laugh, Kirsten. I never would have guessed it was pronounced Karen ; )
My parents added the "e" so that people would say my name right, but all it means is that now people can't say it OR spell it.
Night, Jeb.
Shouldn't you all be in bed?
Kirsten,
Danish? That's great.
Hey, Xenith.
Actually, I should be writing the second Martha and Tilley story, but I am having too much fun here.
I'm feeling all tall somehow.
5' 8 1/2", all muscle, boobs and stretch marks.
Dang, Kiersten, you just can't win. You'd be amazed how many people call me Carol or Carrie when they ask my name. And spell it Karin unless I tell them otherwise.
Hey all, Robin would thwap me herself if I didn't put out another reminder about the contests! Less than 9 hours to go - and for many of us, those are sleeping hours :o)
But tomorrow's another day and four more different contests!
You're not Danish, too, are you Kiersten?
91 comments in room 7 of the bar!! Wow.
Cheers!
Well, Danish-Canadian.
Half of me is Danish, the other half is pretty much everything else...
Phoenix, I will try to do a limmerick, though I am not poetically gifted.
My grandparents were from Denmark.
5'8", you're an amazon ; )
And I can't believe people can screw up Karen. Amazing.
Of course, I did the same thing to my poor daughter, named her Elena (ell-ay-na). So people reading it pronounce it wrong, and people who have heard it spell it wrong. Just keeping up the cycle.
The contests require too much thinking!
A couple of drinks, Julie, and it won't matter whether you're poetically gifted or not.
Also, I need help! I'm looking over a story that's being published next month (happy dance) and I am wondering--
I kid you not
or
I kidd you not?
Hey, I posted a limerick! It was stupid, but it did have a zombie cow. Heheh.
More beer! And then it's time for bed. Guh. I gotta go to work tomorrow. AGAIN.
Well, I will try to do the limmerick, but the story will have to wait until tomorrow.
Okay, stupid question. Nevermind. Sometimes my brain stops working.
I had to be off line for a while.
Egg protein is one of my allergies.
I have another question, not a stupid one this time.
All of you who have had things published, do you start freaking out right before, cursing your excessive use of commas and wishing you had done one last edit?
If y'all will kindly step over to the next thread, please. Just so refreshes are faster and you don't have to scroll down as far. It has nothing to do with my being a control freak. Nothing at all.
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