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Two years and rolling!
Thank you from all your faithful Minions!
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Portrait by Antony B
EE Partying Down With Minionites Chris And Robin
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EE has to repopulate the earth 'single-handedly.' No humans are left. Which does he choose?
103 comments:
Morning!
Who's been drinking? I need to know who to believe.
And what did you do to kill blogger?
We're all on our 5th round, McK. Who do you think you can believe??
It was the Million Minion March that took down Blogger. Power to the Writers!
Hey McK! I've been drinkin and waitin for ya.
Where shall we start? What's the rudest thing said so far? The funniest?
Well, EE is a wanderer. He'll be back on at 8:00 pm, if he doesn't wander off again.
Don't forget to do the contests!
AND - don't forget to check out the blogs intermittently - um- like Chris and Robin's- you really wanna do that soon, and you'll know why in a minute.
Oh, and I think WO has a thing for you. He was pining for you.
Oh, and we have some new chick invading our EE is our baby territory. Hmmmmph.
Well Evil said he liked to read MAD magazines and K posted a poem about buying a bra and someone else went bathing suit shopping, cut their finger on a nail in the wall and cried all the way home.
And there was a brief discussion about butterflys.
Ok, I think you are up to speed. EE won't be back for an hour or more, though.
ME
(drinking scotch but still very truthful)
WO's new pink socks really do it for me. Has he gone to bed yet?
Who's our new competition? Shock, horror!
Thanks ME, I feel completely up-to-date now. Hang on, shouldn't you have been asleep for most of this...
I'm here, I'm here! Let the bells ring out and the banners fly!
Hey ME -
You got Scotch, I got wine, phoenix- are you drinkin girl?
McK - are you having your morning tea?
Also- they were talking about youtfully written poetry, but that was about the time John came in the door and I had to actually interact with a person in the actual room with me for a while. Go figure!
Hey chumplet!!! this is stacking up to be a fun fun night!!!
I asked this on the other thread - - -
Do you guys know what "MILF Island" is?
Yup, mug number two. My how my head is spinning, a third mug and I'll be on the floor.
*blink*
Mother I'd like to...is this an over 21 blog? Not sure about the island bit, though, Dave.
Who mentioned that island, Dave?
The comedy series 30 Rock invented a reality show called "MILF Island." and put the name on a T-shirt rather than talk about it on 30 Rock.
5th round already????
Man, you folks start early!
I just got through breakfast.
Maybe a couple Jager-bombs will get me up to speed.
I'll check in after they kick in.
MILF Island? Sounds like Lord of the Flies meets Stepford Wives??!
Also, I've never (in my porn viewing days) seen a comparable site, i.e. DILF? Maybe because if the little nimpf wants it, she gets it, and who needs a website for that?
ME
Hey jeb- We party like it's 1999, baby! (Back when it was really 1984).
I wonder if MILF is the acronym for the fictitious Friday night snow they do. Maybe it was their version of Survivor. Just clutching at straws here...
FYI--let's clarify that it is Kirsten shamelessly flirting with EE. I'm just posting bad poetry. Curse these similar names...I wouldn't want to incur Robin's wrath. (Shudder...)
Hey, jeb!
Maybe Dave is trying to figure out which of we ladies he would consider a MILF. Not sure why, because wouldn't the answer be no for all of us?!
Immediately, it caused scandals. Even being the fantasy of a comedy show, it became controversial. People tried to buy the T-shirts.
It's a little like the Aqua Teen Hunger Force and their posting those viral advertisements of Mooninites.
I am not wondering about your sex lives or fantasies. I was just asking about a current TV show.
Gah. Too many rooms in this place and I'm out the door again in an hour (after having done all things that are usually done in a morning in that all -- not a problem!).
*wave*
Heh, heh, just teasing. It's on after koala bedtime here. Shame, because I hear it's funny.
That's true- McK- it's KIRSTEN doing it- not our sweet KIERSTEN.
That IS an important distinction.
Keith Olbermann just reduced me to near hysterical laughter. But then, It's American politics and I don't want to involve sax and violins in the discussion. . .
Hi xenith-wait just a minute, huh?!
EE is supposed to be here any minute.
I'll look out for KIRSTEN then...
Where's rhinothongbutt, did she drop off to sleep at the keyboard?
I told the kids I was working. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Hurry up, EE, I'll have to get back to them sooner or later, before they destroy my house.
Jeb. Are you the same jeb who had lots of continuations in the early days?
I'm here, hi Micky.
Hi EE, hope you're having a fab birthday!
Rhinothongbutt is still sleeping...
Hi EE. Was dinner pleasant?
Yesterday was such a nice day, that standing outside the polling place and talking politics, I SUNBURNED my neck and both forearms.
ouch, ouch, ouch
I've been letting my kids watch Star Wars all afternoon. My four-year-old daughter is walking around making Wookiee sounds. And no, I don't know how to spell Wookiee, and I'm kind of relieved.
So figure out a way to be a bad mom and get back to the bar, McKoala!
EE, blogger was so disappointed that you left it simply quit functioning.
Hey, EE what's your favourite dinner?
Hope you remembered to feed the weredingoes, because I would imagine their favourite dinner might be a chunk of human.
True- blogger quit when you wandered off.
My computer cuts off too much. Maybe it needs defragging. How do you defrag.
Not my birthday, Mick...Or is it?
LOL, Kiersten, not sure what my kids are doing, but I'm hearing thumping noises, which is slightly scary. I have a four-year old who has grown up on her older brother's diet of Scooby Doo, Yu-gi-Oh and Star Wars. She's a demon with a light sabre.
As long as Star Wars doesn't scare them, let her make wookie noises.
Wait until you discover those cute little furry EWOKS.
I threw up in the theater when I saw them.
A rack of ribs from Bahama Breeze is a good dinner.
Yup. I believe you are two. Aww.
I grew up on Boo Boo, Yogi, and Top Cat.
I have no idea what Bahama Breeze is, but I'll take the ribs.
And El Kabong?
Sadly, I remember those too. But hazily.
My kid's weird. She's introduced to Star Wars and walks away not wanting to be Leia, the princess, or Luke, the guy with the cool sword. No, she spends the next two weeks pretending to be C-3PO. The wimpiest, nerdiest robot around. Go figure. She does take very good care of her imaginary R2 though.
No, just plain bong.
It's the British accent.
My great love was Ninja Turtles (I used to race home from kindergarten every day to watch it). I used to pretend I was April and married to Leonardo.
I've since given up those dreams.
El what?
It's no fun being Princess Leia. Much cooler to have a light sabre. Not sure about the robot thing... Maybe it's the mothering her tinpot R2 she likes!
British. Very tactful.
I think it was my mother limiting our tv.
Are there new limericks or similes I need to go read?
You'd leave your husband in a minute if you thought you could have Leonardo.
I haven't even looked at the competitions yet. Maybe it's time to head over that way. See you there...
Oh! Cartoons! I also enjoyed the ones EE mentioned, and Dudley Do-Right and Felix the Cat and Fractured Fairy Tales (E. E. Horton, any relation of yours?) . . . but what was the name of that one with the Poindexter guy and his time travel machine?
ME
You guys need to go read and finish the story line. I added my bit. If I'd known I was in it, I'd have added earlier!
Ask any girl. He was the cute one.
I don't remember Poindexter, ME.
I loved Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Mr.Peabody's Improbable History
My daughter loved Donatello. Leonardo was cool, though!
Have you guys seen the knee pic, andthe hot tub pic?
Rocky and Bullwinkle had the Way-Back Machine
I loved it when Sherman set the Way-Back machine.
I was into Shazam! And the Flintstones, Bugs Bunny and all those others. I was forced to watch Rocket Robin Hood when I had the chicken pox.
The knee pic is sexy, robin. Nice jeans.
Off to interact with my kids. I'm sure I'll be back.
No- I was waiting so I wouldn't hog the comments. Yep-that's EE's knee.
I still can't believe he didn't mind sending it.
Ah, there he is!
There's a knee pic?
Yea, Sherman Peabody. Maybe that's why I like history so much? You know there's no escaping the mesmerizing effects of commercial tv. Guess that's the advantage of Reality TV? The participants are seldom mesmerizing??? So who was Poindexter?
ME
no, it died from cold-war politics and a fractured fairy tale.
Hey Kiersten- they have to go to bed eventually!
Hi xenith- yep- on the homepage of this blog- a new pic- EE's real knee , and a hot tub cartoon in the corner.
Gee, first ankles for knee fetishists. Now knees for knob fetishists, what next?
Alas, I'm on the west coast. Bedtime is two hours away.
I should be taking advantage of this opportunity to get some decent cartoon captions.
OK- how do we do it?
I'm working on the competitions, but I'll be back...
OK to both Kiersten and McK- back soon, please!
I'm thinking of the one with the father and daughter looking at the sphinx with EE's head and the father says, See, honey, it has the body of a lion and the head of a _______________.
Genius, I suppose.
Hmmmm. EE's head - what springs to mind?
Genius, I agree. What else?
raving lunatic.
I must go offline and take care of personal matters.
I've had fun. I might be back near midnight eastern.
head of a saint? (No, no - that's way TOO off the wall.)
Evening! Late to the party as usual, but the wimmen should be easy picking by now.
Personal matters? He wants to find out who gets voted off American Idol.
Bye, Dave!
Raving lunatic doesn't do it, though.(Yes- I get it was a joke!)
I liked genius.
Don't you like it?
Hi Woody - How are ya!
What's a better word for EE's head than 'genius'?
. . . the head of that bum we saw in the subway. Do you see the resemblance?
ME
Hey Robin, thanks for the invite. Been a busy day but this is a nice way to end it.
Hey Woody,
don't forget to go to the contests page - there are five ot pick and choose from - good prizes- and there's a story to continue (off the main page) that's fun!
EE- do you not like the genius line?
99 comments on the wall ... 99 comments ... If one comment should happen to fall ... y'all get booted over to the next thread ...
I was thinking the biblical term for a donkey, but figured that would get me kicked off the site.
Happy Anniversary EE! Not to get too sentimental on ya, but I'd like to say I really appreciate everything you do for us, and if I might be allowed to say so, I'm a much better writer now than I was when I started reading your blog, thanks to what I've learned from you, and, of course, the minions.
So, thanks, dude.
If I were to meet you I'd shake your hand with a soul brother hug and offer to buy you your choice of beverages. Cheers.
Yes, genius, but it makes me seem slightly egotistica.
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