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EE has to repopulate the earth 'single-handedly.' No humans are left. Which does he choose?
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Difficult to answer that one as I either have to reveal myself as a dirty minded man or someone who hangs out with them and has canvassed their opinion.
So let's transfer the discussion to a fictional world of octupoids.
The ones who know, every time.
laughs
Are we good or what?
My MC in Paladin is very innocent in the beginning though she seasons as she matures. She still remains unattached, but there are some men who are attracted to her.
Bri said her being innocent/unattainable would just make her more attractive. I hope he's right.
There's nothing wrong with a dirty mind, WO. All kinds of cool stuff grows in dirt.
WO, let's pretend you interviewed dirty old men. What would they answer?
And here's me thinking this flowerpot was a hat.
Hmm, Julie, all my MFCs are very non-virginal assassins or whores or widows or kept women...
All right, not assassins. Independent contractors.
That flowerpot IS a hat.
'Get that stoopid flowerpot off your head and we'll spill the beans, bub'
Now you're supposed to move on after 100 comments. What will Phoenix think?
Gee guys, this almost makes me want to go hang out at EE's all the time like I used to.
I guess I don't have much imagination. Gen has sworn to a duty and that precludes her personal life, she is too busy fighting for it to have a social one.
Maybe she'll unleash that tiger.
Now you're supposed to move on after 100 comments. What will Phoenix think?~
She will probably ban us all.
Well, obviously Pheonix isn't doing his (her?) job, because if he (she?) was, we'd have been bumped long ago.
So there.
(Sorry, still can't keep track of everyone's gender. Part of me is hoping WO is a transsexual. Or at least fond of pink for everyday-wear.)
Talking of furry animals, isn't it about McKoala time?
Luckily, I have a small packet of tasty Eucalypto Treeets. If I leave them by this unknown drunken minion from last night, maybe I can entice her in with cyber-scent.
I have a whole race of people who live for their duty. They still get to boink now and then, though...
(Sorry, still can't keep track of everyone's gender. Part of me is hoping WO is a transsexual. Or at least fond of pink for everyday-wear.)~
laughs Poor WO
I have a whole race of people who live for their duty. They still get to boink now and then, though...~
Gen doesn't. She falls in love with a general, but they both decide in the middle of a war they can't afford to divert attention and part ways.
I'm only ever transexual when squeezing between married couples on a crowded train.
Never pink. Mostly black. Though, having said that, I'm about to embark on a red phase.
McK, one of the first minions. Her and Buffysquirrel and December and JTC and Elektra and Hawkowl and Ril and Rei...
Even stuffy, weird Urnama...
*sniffle*
I'm feeling all nostalgic...
Gen doesn't. She falls in love with a general, but they both decide in the middle of a war they can't afford to divert attention and part ways.~
Now that's just cruel...
I could have done with being there at the start, but so it goes.
WO, next time you're in the neighborhood, we need to play a game of...pool.
Bring your camera.
I feel like an interloper. I've lurked for a long time, but never got the guts up to post.
He has a very nice cue stick.
When did you come on the scene, WO? Must have been after I wandered away...
We could phone dial-an-interloper for you.
You can't schedule the time but they have a great choice of bludgeons.
I commented a lot. Did a few continuations--one of them was pretty popular. Never subbed a query, tho. Too chicken.
It's weird, tho, I have a real knack for them.
I've decided to just forget the whole gender thing. I'm getting too many wrong :\
(Probably 5 pm for McK, I think she's on Eastern time)
I posted numerous anonymous comments, most of which I've forgotten, and then an NB around June last year which got semi-lambasted, though not without a hint of curiosity.
If she's a sensible Koala, she'll sleep in till Sunday.
I feel a bit weird coming to the party after so long an absence. Pretty much as soon as I decided to start writing an erotic romance, I got to work and stopped goofing aroung online. But I had a blast hanging out at EE's and learned a ton of good stuff.
I think part of the reason I'm published now is because of how he edited my few continuations. Just seeing what he removed and what he kept helped me tighten my writing. My latest went through one minuscule round of content edits, now it's with the FLE. Part of that is because EE taught me to write as clean as possible.
Even when I'm writing dirty.
oh dial an interloper sounds good.
Kirsten, I posted my query for Paladin, but I am still thinking I need to hire you to do it. It is too confusing to me.
That's inspired me to whip in some more continuations.
Xenith, I am a girl even if I do odd things.
The query thing is driving me nuts and I need to move on.
Send me a synopsis if you like, Julie.
(kirstensaell@yahoo.com put something other than "please your girl all night long at 80% off) in the subject line)
I'll see if I can't come up with something. It's good practice.
Punctuation's getting wonky-bonky. Need more cider.
(kirstensaell@yahoo.com put something other than "please your girl all night long at 80% off) in the ~
hilarious.
How does 80% off please your girl? I'm sorry, but I want it all.
Ok, puzzle me this.
What do you find most attractive about the opposite sex?
Goodness. Only just realised I've been sat here for the past 45 mins with half a slice of toast dangling from my lip like a cigar.
Reality check to throw on some day clothes, and then I'll be back...
Um...their flawless ability to remember birthdays, anniversaries and the kids' soccer schedules. Their reluctance to ever lay blame and their eagerness to share their feelings. The fastidiousness that leads them to never ever ever leave their dirty socks in the refrigerator and the milk in the hamper.
Oh wait...just enjoying one of my favorite sexual fantasies.
What do I find most attractive? The penis.
If I'd picked you wrong I'd be worried Julie. Mind you, the way some parents name their kids, anything is possible :)
Hey, WO, is it friday or saturday there?
What do you find most attractive about the opposite sex?
Lucky you didn't ask that when I still had my Snoopy dressing gown on.
Saturday — and sunny with it.
Lucky you didn't ask that when I still had my Snoopy dressing gown on.~
See, every word only draws me deeper under your thrall...
laughs Xenith
I never even knew I had a thrall.
Sounds like a half hamster half snake thing - or a canopy for trolls.
You know my husband, soon to be ex, was a bullrider. Oldest two boys are rodeo cowboys. Youngest son is a soldier. I'm surrounded by testosterone.
What I find most attrative about a man is a sense of humor. he doesn't have to be an entertainer, but he has to have a quick wit.
you have a thrall?
I'm surrounded by testosterone.
Great title for the next Madonna album.
ugh I can't stand that woman.
I love the idea of rodeos. It's such an alien concept in this country of garden fetes, tea rooms and polite rappers.
My dad's most common lament: "I'm surrounded by ovaries!"
He is the lone hormone.
I love an alpha male--in fiction. In reality, I much prefer to be the boss-lady.
rodeos are awesome.
I used to ride wild cows at the ranch. It is such a thrill.
Can't stand Madonna either. Did anyone here ever see Swept Away? I think that was what it was called. So bad it went beyond "so bad it was good" and right back into sucking donkey balls again.
I don't know what I like. There are different ways for a man to be strong.
I wanted to cry when I saw my oldest son holding his baby today. He is probably the toughest man I have ever known and I've known a lot.
OK, that's sorted.
Another thing to add to my list of things to do before I contemplate dying: ride a wild cow.
I'll file that away under Go Skateboarding in California.
Grew up in Alberta. The smell of cow poo is imprinted on my genes.
I used to do most of the riding on the ranch and when I brought in cows to artificially inseminate, my stepdad would let us ride them. Much fun.
Yes, Alberta would have cow poo.
Trouble Helix.
The guy at the hardware store was complaining how he looked like an idiot for taking his 10 month old son on the train at the zoo--there he was, all alone with a baby in his lap, on a teeny little train. toot toot
Every woman in the vicinity probably melted at the mere sight. Guys, you wanna get with girls, lug around a baby, or walk a puppy. Guys will think you look like a boob. Women will be all over you...
WO, if you ever come to the states, you should go to a rodeo school. It's an adventure you'll never forget.
I rode a donkey in Spain once and I can see why people do it.*
Not sure I'd want to go too fast, though.
* Call me Mr Adventure.
when I brought in cows to artificially inseminate, my stepdad would let us ride them. Much fun.~
Okay, now I'm thinking of the chick with the "rewarding career" in Clerks.
I regularly whip kids from their buggies to get discounts in bookstores.
When I brought in cows to artificially inseminate, my stepdad would let us ride them.
You simply have to stick this on a T-shirt.
Every woman in the vicinity probably melted at the mere sight. Guys, you wanna get with girls, lug around a baby, or walk a puppy. Guys will think you look like a boob. Women will be all over you...
Yep.
I took Brandon, oldest son to the hospital one night after he had been stepped on by a bull several times four hours earlier. He didn't want to bother me so he didn't call. His roommate finally called me so I took him to the hospital. He had blown the back wall out of both intestines. He was up walking the next day after being in surgery for hours after they tried to put him back together.
To know him and see him sitting there holding that baby so sweetly just made me melt.
When I brought in cows to artificially inseminate, my stepdad would let us ride them.
Why does that tickle you two?
I regularly whip kids from their buggies to get discounts in bookstores.
You are so sharp.
This has been fun, but I've got to go.
I'll check in later — if only to see if JW has broken the record for 'being here'.
Love to you both - and all lurkers.
Okay, in context from the movie "Clerks":
A woman and two convenience store clerks are discussing the obsessive compulsive behavior of a customer. She tells them there have been studies done and this behavior is only found in school guidance counsellors--because they have such menaingless careers. She then explains that she has a very rewarding career: "manually masturbating farm animals for artificial insemination."
Love to you too, WO.
I am your slave... or whatever.
Cows and sex are just humorous, Julie.
loves to WO
I've gotta go too, it's almost 1 a.m. here. Much as I'd love to stay...
My editor once worked on a very nice stud farm that had gone into bankruptcy. The farm manager had to get the accountant the bank sent out to approve everything before he could buy it.
The manager asked Diane to go explain to the accountant what an AV was. She told the accountant they needed AVs so they could collect the studs for artificial insemination.
He wouldn't approve it until she explained why they needed AVs. She said, "AV are artificial vaginas and we need then today for a stud called Master Hand." He just let her order what they needed after that.
Me, too. I am just getting ready for bed.
He wouldn't approve it until she explained why they needed AVs. She said, "AV are artificial vaginas and we need then today for a stud called Master Hand." He just let her order what they needed after that.~
Too effing funny!
Ah, good times...
I'll come back tomorrow and see if anyone's still here. If not, maybe I'll delurk at EE's once in a while to show I'm still alive.
Nice chatting, Julie.
Cheers.
Someone forgot to lock up, looks like there are squatters!
We were just cleaning up.
Wow, the bar is still open? Is it possible I'll have the last word?
Word.
*pokes head up from behind bar.
Hey, just cleaning up.
Word to you, too.
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