Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Bar - 5th Round (Thursday)

Happy, happy, happy hour! Again.

123 comments:

Phoenix Sullivan said...

FYI, EE's next appearance here will be at 9:00 ET. Not that we're trying to shoo him out of here early!

Robin S. said...

Hey, you all...

1-what costume

2-EE- anything stinky?

3-EE- the earlier list for Kiersten - is that about blog entries or work stuff?

4- Hi you all!!!!!

Robin S. said...

No shooing!!

Phoenix Sullivan said...

And Kiersten, dear, compared to you, I am OLD. And quite ambivalent about, if I may say.

Julie Weathers said...

Sheesh, I just got comfortable and you run us out.

Reminds me of the time I came back to a hotel that was on fire.

Julie Weathers said...

Robin, you were in the Martha and Tilley do Evil Editor's Party with a feather fan. ROBIN was across your butt.

I need to do the second part of the story tonight.

Whirlochre said...

Were you returning to the scene of the crime or just shocked?

Julie Weathers said...

You just chased EE off?

Julie Weathers said...

WO, me?

Kiersten White said...

Julie, you did get my humble apology, right?

And Phoenix, I'm so glad to hear it. I think it's really silly that our culture dreads something that happens to EVERYONE no matter what. Big deal.

Evil Editor said...

Yes, I'm working on your book cover.

Whirlochre said...

Oui, thee. I've never had a hotel burn down on me and I'm interested. Where did you sleep?

Kiersten White said...

lol, WO.

Phoenix Sullivan said...

No, no. EE is supposed to still be here now. For another 30 or so. Then he gets a 2-hour break. It's HARD work being the life of the party, yanno.

Evil Editor said...

If that's you in the picture with the tiger, you're not old.

Julie Weathers said...

Kiersten, dear. The reason Martha and Tilley are such vivid characters is because I am old. I'm just harassing you and WO.

Not that I will admit to smelling like a bear, but I am "mature." Well, not really mature, I did go play lazer tag with my son a while back.

Kiersten White said...

Okay, if EE is still here--the first two seasons of Alias, or the first two seasons of lost--which were better?

Robin S. said...

How's my book cover going, EE?

By the way, I'll be sending you some of my ickup lines throughout the night, and some of them will even be in the contest.

Kiersten White said...

No one here is old. It's just fun to make jokes about ; )

I'm about to hit the big quarter-century myself. It's about freaking time.

Kiersten White said...

Ickuping already, Robin? You must be very drunk...

Evil Editor said...

1. Vampire
2. feet
3. Face-Lifts
4. Hi.

Robin S. said...

pickup lines. pickup lines.

Whirlochre said...

What's great about that picture is that there's zero objection on the part of the tiger — not even a milk? why thanks, but I could do without the sissy bottle...

Evil Editor said...

Your cover's great, though I must admit all the people who've done it themselves are much better than the ones I'm doing.

Julie Weathers said...

WO, I was at the Rapid City bucking horse sale. I used to ride bucking horses and was the first woman to ride at the bucking horse sales. A bunch of cowboys and me went out partying and it was about 3:00 when we staggered back to the hotel. The firemen had hoses running up the stairs and told us we had to wait to return to our rooms. I told them I was tired and going to my room and waved at them.

I had another horse to ride the next day, a broken wrist and I was tired.

Phoenix Sullivan said...

It's really me with the tiger. I just airbrushed out the wrinkles and touched up the gray hair before I published the pic out. AARP will likely start calling sometime this year.

Robin S. said...

Wow, HRH. You can certainly be succinct.

I am hardly ever succinct. Bummer, huh?

Kiersten, I saw what you said earlier - about being worried about us - and finding out we were nice. That was sooooo sweet, honey!

Whirlochre said...

This conversation is harmonising like a barbershop quartet razoring each others' throats.

Kiersten White said...

See, Julie? So much COOLER than I'll ever be, too.

Julie Weathers said...

Kiersten, I will be 56 in September and I just enrolled for sword fighting and armor making lessons.

Whirlochre said...

The firemen had hoses running up the stairs?

Robin S. said...

Hey WO - how's the weather?

How's the sport? How are you?

Julie Weathers said...

See, Julie? So much COOLER than I'll ever be, too.~

Laughs Hardly. If I'd known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.

Kiersten White said...

I can't tell you how excited I was when you invited me to be part of this shindig, and over all of the great reaction to my writing exercise. Seriously, it's wonderful. Being a young stay-at-home mom is VERY lonely and boring sometimes. You guys make my day on a regular basis (EE included, of course, especially if I ruin his faith in humanity).

Whirlochre said...

The big quarter century?

Whirlochre said...

Weather is dark, sport is out of the question and I have a pulse.

Julie Weathers said...

WO yes, they had hoses running through the lobby and up the stairs. I'm quite sure they would have kept us out if it wasn't mostly put out. Not really sure what the guys did. My room was on a different floor and I just trudged up to bed.

Robin S. said...

We're so glad you're here! You're our baby minion!

Kiersten White said...

56??? Are you kidding me? You aren't even old at all. Sheesh, all this time you actually had me convinced.

And besides not being old, you sound more and more awesome every post.

Kiersten White said...

I'm in such good hands.

Robin S. said...

WO- you have a pulse. Ha!

Me, too. We have so much in common.
Except those socks, precious.

Kiersten White said...

Yes, WO, I'll be twenty-five next month. I had a husband, a BA, and a baby all before I turned twenty-one. I've always been an overachiever.

Evil Editor said...

Okay, another one out of the way. These are so good I should post one a day like cartoons instead of all together.

Whirlochre said...

JW - I'm surprised they let you in. Structurally sound hotel.

Wes said...

Great story, Julie!!!!

Julie Weathers said...

Kiersten, enjoy your babies. Make time for yourself when you can. Take bubble baths.

Steal that 30 minutes a day to write. Do it for yourself.

Kiersten White said...

I'm just amazed at how much you manage to post, EE. And it's all good, too. Do you never sleep, or does your actual real-life work stink?

Robin S. said...

EE, how long are you gonna be around right now- are you breaking soon? I don't want to miss anything, so I'm planning my night around your schedule. Even my husband doesn't get that treatment all the time (although OK - he does sometimes - but he's out of town tonight, so....)

Whirlochre said...

K - the best I managed at the age of 21 was moderate skill at remaining upright.

Kiersten White said...

My husband's pretty great about helping me take some time for myself. And I do enjoy my babies--they are absolutely delightful. I should post a picture for y'all. Seriously, they're so beautiful it's kind of weird. They look like their daddy ; )

Evil Editor said...

I was planning to leave at 7 and return at 9. Of course the good stuff happens when I'm gone anyway.

Kiersten White said...

WO--still a valid skill all these years later.

Julie Weathers said...

Wes, thanks.

I got on my first bucking horse at the Miles City bucking horse sale when I was 17. I lied about my age so they would let me ride.

I went up there with friends and swore them all to secrecy so my mother wouldn't find out. A reporter did a story on it, but I figured it would just be in the local paper.

Apparently it made national or near national news as my family all knew about it before I got back to the ranch.

It was not a good thing.

Robin S. said...

MISS SNARK was just here- she posted at the front door!

She loves you, EE!

Robin S. said...

I'm probably taking off from 7:00 to 8:00 Eastern, as i have osme contests to enter, and some writing to finish for both BT and McK.

Hi Wes, I wondered where you were yesterday!

Kiersten White said...

Julie, these sound like stories that need to be written.

Kiersten White said...

Snark was before my days. My heart belongs to EE alone.

Julie Weathers said...

Since no one answered my question about if the hand was claimed, I hereby claim it.

*Ties a mining claim to it. Weathers One, bounded on north by arm.

Evil Editor said...

And I shall never abuse it.

Wes said...

Julie,
I hope you'll be on the blog when EE rips apart my next query. It involves horses.

Robin S. said...

Hold it, baby. That hand is definitely mine. I was nice about the kneees.

But hands have touchy fingers. Oh no. mine.

Julie Weathers said...

EE, look at it this way, we are in awe of your presence when you are here.

When you leave, all restraint is lost.

Julie Weathers said...

He has two hands, I claim the other one.

Evil Editor said...

Forgot about the picture. Body part, weredingo, or room of house. Pick 1.

Kiersten White said...

Thanks, EE. But you can feel free to mock it to your heart's content.

And just so he doesn't feel bad, we could agree to tell gory childbirth stories while he's gone. Then he'll be glad he left. Julie had four kids--I'm sure she's got a lot to talk about.

Julie Weathers said...

Wes, be happy to, but I rather doubt I can give you much advice. That is a nice looking buckskin you're riding. Quarter Horse?

Whirlochre said...

Last time I take a loo break in this bar.

Kiersten White said...

I vote weredingo.

Robin S. said...

All three.

Wes said...

Goodnight fellow followers of EE. I'm headed to a party, but one that probably won't be as good as this one. Thank you, Phoenix and Robin, for the hard work you put into this. And thanks, EE, for being EE.

Whirlochre said...

See you, Wes.

Evil Editor said...

Happy trails.

Robin S. said...

Bye, Wes - have fun!

Julie Weathers said...

Forgot about the picture. Body part, weredingo, or room of house. Pick 1.~

We get to pick a body part?!

Tackles Robin and muzzles her. I pick--

Whirlochre said...

What are we voting on?

Robin S. said...

Now - how about it- all three- or at least room and body part.
weredingos only if they actually are doggies. As in yours.

Julie Weathers said...

Bye, Wes.

Kiersten White said...

You are all aware that blogger is going to go down in about five minutes, right?

And for anyone who wants to say Oooh and Aaah, I'm posting a picture of my kids on my EE tribute page. Limited time offer only.

Wes said...

Yep, quarter horse. He's got a great disposition, and he's willing and athletic.

Whirlochre said...

Room of house sounds like the safest bet for my ignorant 50p.

Robin S. said...

Did you guys see ril's new tribute page?

Evil Editor said...

I said pick one, but you had to get greedy. Now I'm considering zero.

Robin S. said...

WO- you're such a GUY.

It can't just be the room - although I'd love the room with a body part showing IN IT, with the doggies.

Kiersten White said...

Curses, blogger is eating my posts. No picture yet.

Robin S. said...

That's not nice.

Wes said...

Kinda like Robin.

Bye.

Kiersten White said...

Did Ril do another one, or is it the brilliant one from before?

Julie Weathers said...

I said pick one, but you had to get greedy. Now I'm considering zero.~

*Gasps and points at Robin.*

She's the greedy one, I am delicate like a flower, and sweet.

Whirlochre said...

It's a good page. Shame he's strung out in Japan — possibly the most out of synch place as far as this blog's concerned this side of Jupiter.

Robin S. said...

Oh- it's the brilliant one from before - glad you saw it!


EE, come on. Do I have to beg?

Evil Editor said...

I'll try to get a picture while I'm gone. Do I send it to Phoenix?

Robin S. said...

I think he's gonna be on tonight - later on.

Julie Weathers said...

Wes, you are such a sweetie. Does Robin appreciate you?

A lot of Quarters do have very nice dispositions and they are definitely athletic.

Robin S. said...

Hell no. Who asked? Huh?

Evil Editor said...

Seeya at 9.

Kiersten White said...

Delicate like a flower who lies about her age and sneaks into rodeos against her parents' wishes. Who also sleeps in burning hotels...

Kiersten White said...

EE leaves and all of blogger shuts down in mourning.

Pics on my tribute site of the kids--I have to show them off, they're the best things I've ever created ; )

Whirlochre said...

Wahey!

Blogger reanimates.

Whirlochre said...

Where's the Emergency Minion Reinflation Kit?

Julie Weathers said...

Robin, Wes said his horse had a very sweet disposition like you.

Whirlochre said...

Where's the Emergency Minion Reinflation Kit Detector?

Whirlochre said...

All horses have sweet dispositions. And great, great nostrils.

Julie Weathers said...

Delicate like a flower who lies about her age and sneaks into rodeos against her parents' wishes. Who also sleeps in burning hotels...~

Well, they wouldn't let me ride if I was underage, but yes, I cannot tell a lie, it was a lie.

They knew I was going to the bucking horse sale, they just didn't imagine I would be riding.

I think the fire was out when I went to bed.

Julie Weathers said...

So, you have a nostril appreciation?

That's a new one.

Kiersten White said...

Sure, sure.

I guess you can still be a delicate flower.

Whirlochre said...

Ah! Those equine 'strils!

Julie Weathers said...

Robin, apparently I posted the wrong version of the story. You're supposed to be in there with a ROBIN butt.

I will remedy that shortly in the final installment.

Julie Weathers said...

I guess you can still be a delicate flower.~

Of course I can. Shy, bashful and delicate. That's me.

Julie Weathers said...

Ah! Those equine 'strils!~

Hmmm, yes. *backs away slowly and gives WO lots of room*

Kiersten White said...

Julie, were you the one awaiting a new grandbaby today?

Whirlochre said...

You think I'm a werehorse?

It's just the way thay sniff at apples, that's all. Prehensile nostrils - like a short version of what elephants have.

Julie Weathers said...

Kiersten, yes. Just talked to son. Laura has been in labor since midnight. They are taking her back to do a c-section in a bit. He asked me to wait until she was out of surgery.

Julie Weathers said...

WO, I love horse muzzles. They are like velvet and so inquisitive. As you said they do a lot of probing with it and it's quite amazing to watch them.

Whirlochre said...

You juggle childbirth and horse anatomy with such deftness - and that's the first time I've said that to a lady for some time.

Julie Weathers said...

Our mares love water, so if you don't hold the water hose when you're filling up waters, one of them will pick it up and bite down on it so she can spray the others. Then, when she drops it, one of the others will pick it up so she can get wet.

Kiersten White said...

Ah, bummer. Went through that with my first. It's very, very hard. But the baby will get here safely, and that's what counts. Are they having a boy or a girl?

Scott from Oregon said...

Wow. Some people know how to milk the open bar, don't they?

Julie Weathers said...

You juggle childbirth and horse anatomy with such deftness - and that's the first time I've said that to a lady for some time.~

*Blushes furiously*

Why thank you.

Phoenix Sullivan said...

Round 6! Now that Blogger is reanimated... But one more prank like that and I'm calling the police. WO was that you? I'd ask Julie, but she'd just lie anyway ...

Whirlochre said...

So I was right. Much in common with elephants.

Julie Weathers said...

Kiersten, little girl.

My middle son's wife had a girl three months ago. There was a huge fight over the name Stormy. My oldest son, the one having baby tonight offered to trade middle son a dually pickup for the name.

Whirlochre said...

Phoenix.

Possibly. I get weirdo text screaming across my browser frequently when I'm on Blogger.

Robin S. said...

Hey- y'all -
just popping on to say- thanks for the head up Julie- you sweetie- I didn't see that about the horse and Wes- hope his horse is actually sweet and not ornery!

I'll check out the story when I come back 'for real' in a bit.

Bye for now!!!